Quizzing

"Don't load me up with much more, Dad - or they'll never let me through the '8 items or less' till."

Is it the saccharine laden Miley Cyrus?

Following the success of Dancing on Ice and Splash, the celebrity/sports star game show mash up continues with SuperstarsMarket Sweep.

Cavendish began to regret signing a sponsorship deal with Asda.

The unfavourable report published by the Mail's travel guide had not gone unnoticed.

Try snoring NOW, you noisy beggar!

A fine number of entries - all of the usual high standard!

This one above all of them made me groan out loud....

KenOwen wrote:Andre Allatsea takes on John McEnrOcean for the US Open at Flushed Meadows.

All yours, Ken.

KenOwen wrote:Even though it was a Shetland pony, I loved the "Rudolf's day job" entry

He'd blow Santa's cover if he wasn't in disguise

Cast your eyes over this offering:

After Christmas, Santa and Rudolf return to their day jobs as mystery shoppers.

Wild guess.....Washington Redskins?